From time to time, life provides us with the Perfect Storm. Something happens that is incredible or incredibly stupid, rude or asinine, unjust or cruel, heartbreaking or hysterical, button-pushing or just plain off-pissing. Occasionally, as we struggle to unboggle our brains, right our sense of direction, untie our tongues, something clicks and clever or witty kicks in. The following are memorable quotes from friends and family.