Sunday, July 4, 2010

Inventory by Dorothy Parker

Four be the things I am wiser to know:
Idleness, sorrow, a friend, and a foe.

Four be the things I’d been better without:
Love, curiosity, freckles, and doubt.

Three be the things I shall never attain:
Envy, content, and sufficient champagne.

Three be the things I shall have till I die:
Laughter and hope and a sock in the eye.

Saturday, July 3, 2010

Cute kitty has a crazy quick-draw paw

"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men," says Roald Dahl through Willy Wonka. We at Wisdom & Pearls attest to the profundity of this statement. We also relish aiding abetting merriment. So with no further ado ... let the nonsense begin!